Hamburger Sandwich

We don't serve Greek food.™

Mouth-Watering Value Deals!

1

Beef Mound Carcass Hill™ Made with real crude oil!

2

Non-Pink Slime™ Now in vericose!

3

Wound™ Now festering!

4

Invisible Animal Byproduct™ Still with teeth!

5

Pens™ Not Pez!

6

Baby Tacos for Babies™ Just for babies!
Refreshing Drinks!

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite

Straightforward!

Pibb

Get on board with this!

Squid Squirt

Now in convenient 40-ounce cup size!

Root Beer Float

It's bitter!

Convenient Payment Methods!
United States of America Currency
Puerto Rican I-O-U Chips
Drawings of Linda Ronstadt If She Were Venom